January 2013
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tricksterkarkat started following you
alreadybehindyou: THEY’RE BALLS. YOU DUMB SHIT. ALSO. WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME? THEN HOW THE HECK DO YOU TYPE, GREENY? YOU DON’T GOT A NOSE TO SMELL COLORS SOOOO, COME ON, TELL ME. AND LORD WINTERGREEN. AT LEAST I CALLED YOU LORD d;B
Jan 26th
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alreadybehindyou: COOL CONTACTS, LORD WINTERGREEN.
Jan 26th
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wastedleadership: WAIT, WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN “SHELTERED”? EXPLAIN. NOW. I MEAN YOU HAVEN’T SEEN MANY TIMELINES HAVE YOU? I’VE MET SOME REALLY PLEASANT VRISKAS. THERE YOU GO.
Jan 26th
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wastedleadership: IT DOESN’T MATTER, SHE’S A TOTAL FUCKING BITCH IN EVERY TIMELINE. AND NO THANKS, ONE IS ENOUGH. SEE THIS IS HOW I KNOW YOU’RE SHELTERED. (:B AND ALRIGHT, HEH, CAN’T REALLY CONTROL IF YOU EVER HEAR FROM HER AGAIN THOUGH SO GOOD LUCK.
Jan 26th
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wastedleadership: I WOULDN’T KNOW. THE ONE ON MY TIMELINE IS DEAD. SEE? BETTER THAN THE ONE ON YOUR TIMELINE U:B THOUGH IF YOU WANTED TO FIND *HER* MAYBE YOU EVEN JUST MIGHT. IDK. I’VE MET GHOSTS BEFORE.
Jan 26th
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wastedleadership: YEAH. AND AT LEAST IT’LL BE BETTER THAN TALKING TO VRISKA. HEH, WELL BEST OF LUCK TO YOU WITH THAT THEN I GUESS. STILL I WOULDN’T BE TOO QUICK TO WRITE HER OFF. THINK OF IT THIS WAY, SHE’S TALKING TO YOU RIGHT? BETTER THAN THE ONE ON YOUR TIMELINE, RIGHT?
Jan 26th
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redmuseoftime: my sUrprise is fairly high that yoU have not met many of myself, considering i seem to be sUrrounded by alternates. no, really i am jUst being very dimwitted.. i am fUlly aware of alternates. i never said nicknames were a bad thing, why, i take them with mUch pleasUre. as i said, nicknames are special. and yoU may stick to that, becaUse yoU are certainly not receiving my real...
Jan 26th
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wastedleadership: BECAUSE HE’S BASICALLY NEVER AROUND? I’LL BE TALKING TO HIM NOW THOUGH, ONCE HE SHOWS UP. OH, MAKES SENSE I GUESS. O:B
Jan 26th
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wastedleadership: NOT IN THE SLIGHTEST. I’VE HEARD THAT SOLLUX MAY BE GETTING HIS ASS OVER HERE THOUGH, SO THAT’LL MAKE THINGS A LITTLE BETTER. AND OH HEY ANOTHER RECORD! GREAT JOB WITH THAT. GLAD FOR YOU. NOW YOU WON’T BE HOPELESSLY ALONE BUT, TELL ME, WHY THE FUDGE HAVEN’T YOU BEEN TALKING TO *HIM*? JUST CURIOUS, YOU SAID YOU HAD NO ONE.
Jan 26th
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wastedleadership: YEAH, NO THANK YOU, I’D RATHER NOT MEET THEM. YEAH I DIDN’T THINK SO. GOTTA SAY THAT’S MY NEW RECORD, BUT I’LL DROP THE SUBJECT. HOW ARE YOU ENJOYING YOURSELF?
Jan 26th
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wastedleadership: ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, FINE. I REALLY WASN’T EVEN TALKING ABOUT IT THAT MUCH, NO NEED TO BE AN ASS. NOT TRYING TO BE. THERE’S YOUR SANE ONES AROUND HERE, AAAND THEN YOU HAVE THOSE WHO’D LITERALLY LIKE TO EAT YOU. I KNOW OF A FEW, ACTUALLY, THOUGH I’LL ASSUME YOU’D NOT WANT ME TO POINT YOU IN THEIR DIRECTION.
Jan 26th
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wastedleadership: I DON’T KNOW WHAT A CHERUB IS, AND FRANKLY, I DON’T CARE. AND GOOD, THANK YOU. I’D RATHER NOT BE REFERRED TO AS FOOD IN ANY CIRCUMSTANCE, EVEN IF THE PERSON CALLING ME THAT IS NOWHERE IN ACTUAL DANGER RANGE. YEAH, DIDN’T THINK YOU WOULD. HAHA. (:B AND YEAH, WE ALL HAVE OUR PREFERENCES. BUT DON’T WORRY I’M NOT THAT KIND OF PREDATOR  SO SHUT UP ALREADY ABOUT...
Jan 26th
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wastedleadership: YEAH, CRYPTIC TROLL. WHO MAY OR MAY NOT BE A TROLL IN OTHER TIMELINES. LOOK, I DON’T FUCKING KNOW. COULD YOU NOT REFER TO ME AS FOOD? EVEN IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO KILL ME, IT’S STILL REALLY FUCKING UNNERVING. HUH. EITHER A SPECIES SWAP OR ONE OF THE CHERUBS I GUESS. IDK, IDC. AND SURE, WHATEVER. I MEANT IT AS A FIGURE OF SPEECH ANYWAY.  NO FOOD PUNS, GOT IT.
Jan 26th
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wastedleadership: SO FAR I’VE ONLY MANAGED TO RUN INTO YOU, SOME REALLY CRYPTIC TROLL I’VE NEVER MET, AND VRISKA. SO. I’LL JUST HAVE TO TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT, IN REGARDS TO THAT. BUT EVEN YOU THREE ARE BETTER THAN NO ONE, I WAS SERIOUSLY ABOUT TO LOSE MY SHIT. HUH, NOT MUCH. CRYPTIC TROLL? EITHER WAY, YEAH, GUESS IT’S PRETTY MUCH A THING YOU NEED TO DO.  DON’T WORRY, UNLIKE MY...
Jan 26th
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wastedleadership: IF THIS PLACE IS ACTUALLY GOING TO HELP ME KEEP HOLD OF MY SANITY, THEN I’M DEFINITELY STICKING AROUND. THOUGH MAYBE I SHOULDN’T BE TAKING SANITY ADVICE FROM A TRICKSTER. OR ANY ADVICE AT ALL, REALLY, YOU KIND OF SEEM LIKE REALLY BAD NEWS. OH SWEET GODS! YOU ACTUALLY HAVE A THINKPAN IN THAT HEAD OF YOURS.  GOOD FOR YOU, THERE’S HOPE FOR YOU YET.  BUT I’LL HAVE...
Jan 26th
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asktrickstererikar: OH, UH, T-THAT’S REALLY NOT NECESSARY ANON BUT THANKS. I AM.
Jan 26th
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wastedleadership: OH YEAH, ENCOURAGEMENT, THAT DIDN’T SOUND LIKE YOU BEING A DICK IN THE SLIGHTEST. AND HONESTLY IT’S MOSTLY THE LATTER. WHAT BRINGS ME HERE IS COMPLETE, MIND-SHATTERING BOREDOM. IT WAS EITHER THIS OR REWATCHING EVERY MOVIE I HAVE. AGAIN. GOOD ENOUGH REASON AS ANY, TO BE HONEST THAT’S WHY I’M BACK TOO. KIND OF. BORED,  OH, AND WHEN DID I EVER SAY I WAS GOING TO...
Jan 26th
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wastedleadership: IF I KNEW, I’D TELL YOU, TRUST ME. BUT I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE. THEN AGAIN, THE PAST COUPLE OF SWEEPS HAVE BASICALLY BEEN ME FUCKING THINGS UP AND NOT KNOWING WHAT I DID WRONG. SO THIS IS MORE THAN USUAL, BUT STILL NOTHING NEW. HUH… YOU SOUND PATHETIC. DON’T WORRY THOUGH, MOST OF YOU KARKAT ARE. CONGRATULATIONS ON TAKING THE FIRST STEP INTO REGAINING A SOCIAL LIFE...
Jan 26th
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wastedleadership: AND I DON’T SOCIALIZE WITH TRICKSTERS. BUT HEY, I HAVE BASICALLY NO ONE ELSE TO TALK TO, SO I CARE A WHOLE LOT LESS THAN I USUALLY WOULD RIGHT NOW. USUALLY THE BEST PLAN OF ACTION. NO ONE, REALLY? DAMN, WHAT DID YOU DO TO FUDGE UP THAT BADLY HUH? HEEHEE (:B BUT NO, I’LL BITE, WHAT’S UP?
Jan 26th
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wastedleadership: WOW, I REALLY COULD NOT POSSIBLY CARE LESS ABOUT MOST OF THE SHIT YOU JUST SAID. I DO APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT YOU’RE NOT TRYING TO SPLIT MY THINK PAN IN HALF, THOUGH, THANKS FOR THAT. AHH, YOU GOT SETTLED WITH THAT LOT. OKAY, THAT MAKES SENSE AND ACTUALLY MORE OFTEN THE CASE O:B BUT WHATEVER, I’LL STOP GOING ON ABOUT THAT. NOT THAT I REALLY KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO YOU....
Jan 26th
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wastedleadership: UH, RESEARCH? WELL THEY WERE OBNOXIOUS AS FUCK, THAT’S ALL I HONESTLY REMEMBER. I GOT AWAY FROM THEM THE SECOND I HAD THE CHANCE. AHH, WELL THAT’S A LITTLE VAGUE. STILL I GUESS I SHOULDN’T HAVE EXPECTED ANYTHING MORE, ESPECIALLY IF YOU’VE ONLY MEET THEM ONCE. THEM THOUGH? EH, I GUESS THE WEIRD ONES HAVE BEEN TRAVELING IN GROUPS. AND YES, RESEARCH. TRICKSTER...
Jan 26th
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wastedleadership: WELL, NO, OBVIOUSLY NOT YOU SPECIFICALLY. I’VE NEVER FUCKING SEEN YOU BEFORE. I JUST KNOW YOU’RE A TRICKSTER, I’VE MET ONE OF YOU BEFORE. IT WAS A PRETTY MISERABLE EXPERIENCE. AHH, SO IT’S THAT YOU’RE LUCKY. OR YOU MET ONE OF *THOSE* TRICKSTERS. THAT’S FINE TOO. A LITTLE SAD, ACTUALLY, BUT IT’S NOT LIKE I WAS EXPECTING OTHERWISE. SO, YOU’VE MET...
Jan 26th
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wastedleadership: tricksterkarkat started following you I KNOW YOU, THOUGH. HOLY SHIT IT’S BEEN A LONG TIME. YOU DO? IT HAS? REALLY NOW, YOU ARE A VANTAS RIGHT? YOU’RE EITHER VERY LUCKY OR I HAVE A REASON TO BE EXCITED.
Jan 26th
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redmuseoftime: tricksterkarkat replied to your post: HEY. I KNOW THIS IS PROBABLY A BAD TIME FOR YOU BUT HEY. THINK OF IT AS A DISTRACTION FROM THE OPPRESSION YOU’RE CURRENTLY FACING CALLED LIFE. ARE YOU A GENDERBENT ‘UNDYING UMBRAGE’ OR A RED BLOODED ‘URANIAN UMBRA’? THIS QUESTION IS IMPORTANT. OH DELIGHTFUL! YOU’RE HER! I’M GUESSING I CAN’T CALL YOU BY YOUR NAME SO GIVE ME A TICK TO COME UP...
Jan 26th
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asktrickstererikar: WHAT? WHAT NO QUESTIONS? SERIOUSLY? ARE YOU ALL DEAD? I’M PRETTY SURE YOU’RE ALL DEAD. THAT’S THE ONLY EXPLANATION  RIGHT…? RIGHT. YES, OKAY. SO I’M BLOGGING FOR A BUNCH OF HALFWIT WHITE EYED MORONS THEN. OKAY. I CAN DO THIS. *SIGH*  
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
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AND MISSING THINGS.
Jan 24th
SO, READING BACK THROUGH OLD CHAT LOGS. WHAT THE FUDGE WAS I EVEN THINKING. 
Jan 24th
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actualcannibalcalliope started following you AND HELLO THERE, BUTTERCUP. YOU’RE MY FIRST REAL FOLLOWER IN MONTHS.
Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
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October 2012
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((Well I think I’ll be on here when I get back in the morning :U))
Oct 10th
May 2012
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==> Become a king!
askthecandyaddict: That anon’s magic has created things beyond your wildest dreams—- and it’s beautiful. An underwater city of angels for you to rule! Of course, not those barely troll ones from LOWAA, no, these are REAL angels! And your royal court! The splenders of it all! With two queens- you honestly couldn’t pick between your new and old love- at your side; loyal, and faceless, knights to...
May 7th
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April 2012
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neverendingpuzzlemurders: NEITHER. I JuST DON’T GIVE A FuCK. GOSH. I DON’T KNOW. BECAuSE IT’S WHAT YOu ARE???? NAH. NOT REALLY. SO IT’S BOTH.  I SEE. NOT REALLY?????? THEN WE’RE DONE HERE. 
Apr 8th
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neverendingpuzzlemurders: LOOK AT THAT. POINTLESS FuCKING WALLS OF TEXT. THAT. I DON’T CARE ABOuT. HELLO CHOCOLATE CHERRY FuCK. I’M NOT A VILLAIN WANNABE. BY THE WAY. AND. I DO HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE. BuT IT’S HARD TO HAVE ONE HERE. NOT INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO READ IT OR DO YOU SIMPLY HAVE THE ATTENTION SPAN OF A RETARDED GOLDFISH? I’LL GIVE YOU THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT AND ASSUME THE LATER....
Apr 8th
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neverendingpuzzlemurders: OH. WELL. THAT WAS SLIGHTLY uNEXPECTED. HE’S A DuMB FuCKER. I’M DOING IT TO PASS THE TIME. HOW IS IT SLIGHTLY, YOU WERE EITHER EXPECTING ME TO RETORT IN A WAY SIMILAR TO MY ALTERNATES OR YOU WERE EXPECTING SOMETHING CHEERFUL AND STUPID.  THERE’S NO REASON FOR YOU TO SLIGHTLY SUSPECT THAT I MIGHT BE A LITTLE IRATE WITH THE ASSHOLE MESSING WITH MY FRIEND WHILE...
Apr 8th
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neverendingpuzzlemurders: tricksterkarkat started following you OH LOOK. IT’S A CANDY-COATED CAPS FuCKER. OH LOOK, A HYPOCRITICAL KNOW-NOTHING WHO ASPIRES TO BE A SWIRLY-FACED ANTAGONIST WITH NO SOCIAL LIFE. HELLO THERE. NICE TO MEET THE FELLOW WHO’S BEEN BOTHERING MORIFINS. I:B
Apr 8th
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askthecandyaddict asked: sorry kitkat but a anon made me ==> Kiss your friend!
Apr 8th
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((It’s technically Wednesday morning and really early in the morning but willing to answer TMI Tuesday questions for Karcherry here until I go to bed.))
Apr 4th
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Apr 3rd
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March 2012
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Mar 31st
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STUPID PANEL EDIT NOT DOING ONE OF THESE AGAIN. ANYWAY THIS ON IT’S OWN I GUESS. 
Mar 14th
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derseprince: sammywinchestersgrl: asktrickstererikar: TK: CAN WE NOT GO INTO THAT…?  THANKS… HEH. TK: ALSO WORTH THE MENTION, SINCE THAT ASK.  IN FACT RIGHT AFTERWARD, GUMMY’S QUADRANTS CHANGED A BIT DRASTICALLY. TK: MY MATESPRIT IS NO LONGER HIS KISMESIS, AND HEHE, A CERTAIN CANDY ADDICT IS (:B  Im just gonna say i got confused looking at that and im part of it haha!! It took me like...
Mar 14th
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((I have the worst time remembering what blog I’m on gosh dammit))
Mar 14th
Mar 13th
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Have you ever been so mad you ripped your own arm...
Mar 5th
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February 2012
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sugar skulls an fins pike that: ==> Make sense of... →
tricksterkarkat: askthecandyaddict: First off, Taffy’s still hounding you… -while you don’t mind the attention- you’re still trying to sort some things out. Like how there are dragons. Both look and sound the same, and you think you may have lost your mind… More importantly, you may… I DON’T KNOW! ):B BUT I’M PRETTY SURE WE’RE IN THE SAME TIMELINE THAT WE ALWAYS...
Feb 16th
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==> Make sense of this madness
askthecandyaddict: First off, Taffy’s still hounding you… -while you don’t mind the attention- you’re still trying to sort some things out. Like how there are dragons. Both look and sound the same, and you think you may have lost your mind… More importantly, you may have ended up in that crazy timeline again. YOU CANNOT HANDLE GIANT SPIDERS AND DEAD-ZOMBIE-HUMANS. NOT AGAIN. ==> Spit take...
Feb 16th
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AHAHAHA… I… NEED TO REMEMBER WHAT BLOG I’M ON. FUDGE IT. 
Feb 14th
Feb 2nd
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