my sUrprise is fairly high that yoU have not met many of myself, considering i seem to be sUrrounded by alternates. no, really i am jUst being very dimwitted.. i am fUlly aware of alternates.
i never said nicknames were a bad thing, why, i take them with mUch pleasUre. as i said, nicknames are special. and yoU may stick to that, becaUse yoU are certainly not receiving my real name.
hm, no, that Unholy bit was actUally directed at yoUr Umbra. yoU, on the other hand, despite the fact yoU appear to be a troll, are a very good thing. and very.. delicioUs i’m sUre. u_u ..althoUgh i’ve no idea what a lUsUs is, i am rare in a very bad sense. i shoUld not exist.
again, i apologize. i am jUst feeling a smidge self loathing. i am not normally like this, circUmstances have pUt a lot of things on me i was never expecting. i woUldn’t worry of it.
WELL I DON’T GET OUT MUCH, AND I’M PRETTY MUCH LIMITED TO TIMELINES WITH KARKATS SO IT’S SOMETIMES A BIT HARD TO SHOW UP WHERE THERE ARE CHERUBS. I ONLY GOT TO THE ONE I INHABIT NOW BECAUSE OF A CERTAIN ROGUE OF VOID. NOT TO WORRY, I SHOULD HAVE REALIZED.
OH GOOD, I ALREADY KNOW YOUR NAME ANYWAY. BUT I WON’T SAY A WORD, MY GREEN GUMDROP (;B THESE LIPS ARE SEALED LIKE STALE SMORES~
OH! OH, HMM. WELL I DON’T THINK SHE’S THAT BAD. INTERESTING ENOUGH, ANYWAY. IT WAS FUN PLOTTING STUFF WITH HER, ACTUALLY. IT’S REALLY A SHAME THE TIMELINE SORT OF UNRAVLED THOUGH. BLAME A CERTAIN TRICKSTER FOR THAT THOUGH, BEFORE YOU REPEAT THE UNHOLY BIT. AND THANK YOU, THAT’S FRANKLY THE NICEST THING ANYONE’S SAID TO ME OFF THE BAT. THE DELICIOUS THING. DANG GIRL. A LUSUS IS LIKE A PARENT MONSTER THAT EATS OTHER THINGS TO KEEP YOU SAFE. IDK, I CAN’T REALLY REMEMBER MINE THAT WELL.
AND FUDGE THAT NOISE, YOU EXIST FOR MUCH BETTER REASONS THAN I DO. AT LEAST I WOULD THINK SO. MAYBE NOT, MAYBE YOU’RE A GLITCH LIKE ME BUT YOU STILL DESERVE TO I’D IMAGINE.
IT’S FINE, HAPPENS TO EVERYONE, I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE YOU ACT NORMAL THOUGH (:B
ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, FINE. I REALLY WASN’T EVEN TALKING ABOUT IT THAT MUCH, NO NEED TO BE AN ASS.
NOT TRYING TO BE. THERE’S YOUR SANE ONES AROUND HERE, AAAND THEN YOU HAVE THOSE WHO’D LITERALLY LIKE TO EAT YOU. I KNOW OF A FEW, ACTUALLY, THOUGH I’LL ASSUME YOU’D NOT WANT ME TO POINT YOU IN THEIR DIRECTION.
IF THIS PLACE IS ACTUALLY GOING TO HELP ME KEEP HOLD OF MY SANITY, THEN I’M DEFINITELY STICKING AROUND.
THOUGH MAYBE I SHOULDN’T BE TAKING SANITY ADVICE FROM A TRICKSTER.
OR ANY ADVICE AT ALL, REALLY, YOU KIND OF SEEM LIKE REALLY BAD NEWS.
OH SWEET GODS! YOU ACTUALLY HAVE A THINKPAN IN THAT HEAD OF YOURS. GOOD FOR YOU, THERE’S HOPE FOR YOU YET.
BUT I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW I’M PLENTY SANE, MORESO THAN OTHERS FROM MY EXPERIENCE. HAS IT’S UPS AND DOWNS. STILL WOULDN’T TRUST ME IF I WERE YOU, OR ANY VARIATION OF ME. NEVER TRUST A TRICKSTER. YOU’D BE SURPRISED HOW MANY DIMWITS JUST WON’T LISTEN WHEN YOU HAND THEM SOUND ADVICE LIKE THAT. I:B
HOWEVER, YEAH, YOU’LL KEEP YOUR SANITY. SOME PEOPLE HERE AREN’T *THAT* BAD I GUESS.
OH YEAH, ENCOURAGEMENT, THAT DIDN’T SOUND LIKE YOU BEING A DICK IN THE SLIGHTEST.
AND HONESTLY IT’S MOSTLY THE LATTER.
WHAT BRINGS ME HERE IS COMPLETE, MIND-SHATTERING BOREDOM. IT WAS EITHER THIS OR REWATCHING EVERY MOVIE I HAVE.
GOOD ENOUGH REASON AS ANY, TO BE HONEST THAT’S WHY I’M BACK TOO. KIND OF. BORED,
OH, AND WHEN DID I EVER SAY I WAS GOING TO BE KIND? EITHER WAY, DUDE, IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU KIND OF NEED THIS PLACE TO KEEP ANY SHRED OF SANITY YOU’VE GOT IF YOU RE-WATCHED EVERY MOVIE YOU HAVE (MULTIPLE TIMES) CAUSE LET’S FACE IT. YOU HAVE A SHIT TON OF THEM. IF YOU’RE ANY BIT THE KARKAT MOST OTHERS ARE, AGAIN, RUNNING ON ASSUMPTIONS AND SHIT AND I PROBABLY SHOULDN’T DO THAT WITH ALTERNATES THAT WILLINGLY TALK TO ME.
IF I KNEW, I’D TELL YOU, TRUST ME. BUT I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE.
THEN AGAIN, THE PAST COUPLE OF SWEEPS HAVE BASICALLY BEEN ME FUCKING THINGS UP AND NOT KNOWING WHAT I DID WRONG. SO THIS IS MORE THAN USUAL, BUT STILL NOTHING NEW.
HUH… YOU SOUND PATHETIC. DON’T WORRY THOUGH, MOST OF YOU KARKAT ARE. CONGRATULATIONS ON TAKING THE FIRST STEP INTO REGAINING A SOCIAL LIFE THOUGH. FUCK AROUND HERE LONG ENOUGH AND I GUARANTEE YOU’LL HAVE MET SOMEONE OTHER THAN MYSELF WILLING TO PUT UP WITH YOUR USELESS ASS (:B
BY THE WAY THAT WAS ENCOURAGEMENT. IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU DON’T HAVE MUCH A TIMELINE LEFT, BUT THEN I COULD BE WRONG AND YOU HAVE A THRIVING LINE AND JUST FUCKED UP SO BAD YOUR NAME IS RUN THROUGH THE MUD WORSE THAN AMPORA’S. EITHER WAY, GOOD JOB ON DOING SOMETHING RIGHT AND GOOD LUCK ON FINDING OTHER ASSHOLES YOU CAN SPEAK TO.
ANYWAY, I SAID I’D BITE. WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE MIGHT BE A BETTER QUESTION.
WELL THEY WERE OBNOXIOUS AS FUCK, THAT’S ALL I HONESTLY REMEMBER. I GOT AWAY FROM THEM THE SECOND I HAD THE CHANCE.
AHH, WELL THAT’S A LITTLE VAGUE. STILL I GUESS I SHOULDN’T HAVE EXPECTED ANYTHING MORE, ESPECIALLY IF YOU’VE ONLY MEET THEM ONCE. THEM THOUGH? EH, I GUESS THE WEIRD ONES HAVE BEEN TRAVELING IN GROUPS.
AND YES, RESEARCH. TRICKSTER MODE IS SORT OF A FICKLE THING AND THERE SEEMS TO BE MORE TO IT THAN I ORIGINALLY WAS PREVIOUSLY AWARE OF. AS IN. THERE’S A WHOLE LOT OF FUDGED UP SHIT THAT I WAS NEVER EXPOSED TO TILL I GOT TO AN ‘ALPHA TIMELINE’ AND LIKE FUDGING HELL IS THERE A LOT. SHIT, ANYWAY, SORRY I GUESS YOU HAD OBNOXIOUS FUDGEDRIPS ON YOUR CASE AND THANKS FOR THE INFO.
OH DELIGHTFUL! YOU’RE HER! I’M GUESSING I CAN’T CALL YOU BY YOUR NAME SO GIVE ME A TICK TO COME UP WITH A NAME FOR YOU. ANYWAY, CHERRYTART, I WASN’T REALLY ‘TOLD’. I SIMPLY ‘MET’ OTHER VERSIONS OF YOU. TWO, TO BE CORRECT. AND YES, TRICKSTER. THAT WOULD BE ME. KARCHERRY, OR WHATEVER ELSE YOU MIGHT LIKE TO CALL ME. BUT YES, THE TIMELINE I HAVE BEEN BUMMING ON THE LAST FEW MONTHS HAS BOTH A TRICKSTER ‘UMBRA’ AND A RED ONE AT THAT, A ‘NOVELTY’ IS WHAT STARDUST CALLED HER, AND BOY WAS SHE INTERESTING. USUALLY ALL YOU ARE LIME!
oh, alternates, of coUrse, that shoUld have been my first gUess bUt ah, stUpid me, of COURSE!
already garnering nicknames, am i? and i haven’t even a clUe who yoU are! i almost feel special. i accept yoUr pleasant nickname.
i do believe yoU need to slow down thoUght, i’ve no idea who stardUst is, and novelty is not what i woUld call me.
Unholy, idiotic creation that shoUld not even exist. it woUld trUly be delightfUl to meet yoU, a trickster of all things! sUgary and smile-indUcing, if the circUmstances were better sUited.
i do apologize, mr.. karcherry.
NOT AT ALL, LOTS OF FOLKS DON’T EVEN KNOW THEIR ALTERNATES EXIST. I REALLY HAVEN’T MET MANY UMBRAS TO BE HONEST, EVEN.
SORRY, IT’S A BIT OF A HABIT HEHE (:B STILL, CHERRYTART IS YOUR NAME TILL I KNOW WHAT BETTER TO CALL YOU. AND I’M AFRAID I WILL BE SPEAKING TO YOU AGAIN, SWEETIE. I’D RATHER STICK WITH WHAT’S FAMILIAR, YOU SEE.
FAIR ENOUGH. SHE’S THE TRICKSTER ‘UMBRA’ I KNOW. AND A NOVELTY ONLY BECAUSE YOU’RE RARE. LIKE HOME MADE CANDY FROM A LUSUS WHO REFUSES TO SPOIL THEIR GRUB EVER. OR… YEAH I DON’T KNOW.
ARE YOU CALLING ME UNHOLY AND IDIOTIC AND SHOULDN’T EXIST? HEH, WELL I CAN’T SAY I DON’T AGREE BUT THAT’S RATHER UNFORTUNATE YOU FEEL THAT WAY. OH WELL~ THOUGH I DO HAVE TO ASK, YOU SOUND UPSET. ANY WAY I COULD HELP?
WHAT? WHAT NO QUESTIONS? SERIOUSLY? ARE YOU ALL DEAD? I’M PRETTY SURE YOU’RE ALL DEAD. THAT’S THE ONLY EXPLANATION RIGHT…? RIGHT. YES, OKAY. SO I’M BLOGGING FOR A BUNCH OF HALFWIT WHITE EYED MORONS THEN. OKAY. I CAN DO THIS.
That anon’s magic has created things beyond your wildest dreams—- and it’s beautiful. An underwater city of angels for you to rule! Of course, not those barely troll ones from LOWAA, no, these are REAL angels! And your royal court! The splenders of it all! With two queens- you honestly couldn’t pick between your new and old love- at your side; loyal, and faceless, knights to keep order and do your bidding; a rather amusing- and homicidally inclined- fool; your friends from Sburb/Sgrub as proper nobility. Heck, even your new friends are nobels too! It’s a pipe dream that will only last three days, but you intend to make the most of it. It’s your perfect world, one that will never be true. The knight at your side reminds your of that. That your normal form won’t last long, and then you’re back to being an addict- back to a slave of tha alphas. Aequora, who has a proper form again, has never once shut up about this doing more harm than good, and no matter what you say the knight will NOT be silenced…. Well… Not until you mentioned the Feferi he used to love, and then he quieted down once you added her to this dream world.
==> But what of your friends? They aren’t really part of this, are they?
Not really, not unless they come visit you. Then they’ll take the place of their counter-parts. Everything is going to be perfect.
LOOK AT THAT. POINTLESS FuCKING WALLS OF TEXT. THAT. I DON’T CARE ABOuT.
HELLO CHOCOLATE CHERRY FuCK. I’M NOT A VILLAIN WANNABE. BY THE WAY. AND. I DO HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE. BuT IT’S HARD TO HAVE ONE HERE.
NOT INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO READ IT OR DO YOU SIMPLY HAVE THE ATTENTION SPAN OF A RETARDED GOLDFISH? I’LL GIVE YOU THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT AND ASSUME THE LATER.
WHY IS IT ANYONE WHO TRIES TO ADDRESS ME IN A THREATENING MANNER CALLS ME ‘CHOCOLATE CHERRY FUCK’? LEGITIMATE QUESTION, I’M GETTING A LITTLE TIRED OF IT. AND APPARENTLY YOU DON’T IF YOU’RE WASTING SO MUCH OF YOUR TIME BOTHERING SOMEONE WHO HAS MUCH BETTER THINGS TO BE DOING THAN WASTING /HIS/ TIME ON YOU.
BY THE WAY, YOU DID *NOT* ANSWER MY QUESTION. DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT HAVE A POINT IN ADDRESSING ME.
HE’S A DuMB FuCKER. I’M DOING IT TO PASS THE TIME.
HOW IS IT SLIGHTLY, YOU WERE EITHER EXPECTING ME TO RETORT IN A WAY SIMILAR TO MY ALTERNATES OR YOU WERE EXPECTING SOMETHING CHEERFUL AND STUPID. THERE’S NO REASON FOR YOU TO SLIGHTLY SUSPECT THAT I MIGHT BE A LITTLE IRATE WITH THE ASSHOLE MESSING WITH MY FRIEND WHILE HE’S CURRENTLY EXPERIENCING A BIT OF A CRISIS. BECAUSE IF THAT SO MUCH AS SCRATCHED AT THE EDGE OF YOUR ERODING THINKPAN THERE WOULD BE NO ‘SLIGHTLY’ ABOUT IT.
NOW I REPEAT, HELLO SWIRLY-FACED VILLAIN WANNA-BE WITH NO SOCIAL LIFE OUTSIDE OF TROLLING. DO YOU HAVE A POINT IN ADDRESSING ME OR WERE YOU JUST BORED THEN TOO?
sorry kitkat but a anon made me ==> Kiss your friend!
==> Try not to react
This is rather hard, you can’t help yourself from turning bright red. If you hadn’t read the anon before and were caught off guard you’d probably regret how you would have responded. But thankfully you had the warning and you shake your head.
TK: CAN WE NOT GO INTO THAT…? THANKS… HEH. TK: ALSO WORTH THE MENTION, SINCE THAT ASK. IN FACT RIGHT AFTERWARD, GUMMY’S QUADRANTS CHANGED A BIT DRASTICALLY. TK: MY MATESPRIT IS NO LONGER HIS KISMESIS, AND HEHE, A CERTAIN CANDY ADDICT IS (:B
Im just gonna say i got confused looking at that and im part of it haha!!
It took me like three minutes to even read the chart. <u>
HAHAHAHAHA YOU SILLIES. MAKING IT HARD TO READ WAS THE POINT O:B
First off, Taffy’s still hounding you… -while you don’t mind the attention- you’re still trying to sort some things out.
Like how there are dragons. Both look and sound the same, and you think you may have lost your mind… More importantly, you may have ended up in that crazy timeline again. YOU CANNOT HANDLE GIANT SPIDERS AND DEAD-ZOMBIE-HUMANS. NOT AGAIN.