THEY’RE BALLS. YOU DUMB SHIT.
ALSO. WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?
THEN HOW THE HECK DO YOU TYPE, GREENY?
YOU DON’T GOT A NOSE TO SMELL COLORS SOOOO, COME ON, TELL ME.
AND LORD WINTERGREEN. AT LEAST I CALLED YOU LORD d;B
COOL CONTACTS, LORD WINTERGREEN.
WAIT, WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN “SHELTERED”?
EXPLAIN. NOW.
I MEAN YOU HAVEN’T SEEN MANY TIMELINES HAVE YOU? I’VE MET SOME REALLY PLEASANT VRISKAS.
THERE YOU GO.
IT DOESN’T MATTER, SHE’S A TOTAL FUCKING BITCH IN EVERY TIMELINE.
AND NO THANKS, ONE IS ENOUGH.
SEE THIS IS HOW I KNOW YOU’RE SHELTERED. (:B
AND ALRIGHT, HEH, CAN’T REALLY CONTROL IF YOU EVER HEAR FROM HER AGAIN THOUGH SO GOOD LUCK.
I WOULDN’T KNOW. THE ONE ON MY TIMELINE IS DEAD.
SEE? BETTER THAN THE ONE ON YOUR TIMELINE U:B
THOUGH IF YOU WANTED TO FIND *HER* MAYBE YOU EVEN JUST MIGHT. IDK. I’VE MET GHOSTS BEFORE.
YEAH.
AND AT LEAST IT’LL BE BETTER THAN TALKING TO VRISKA.
HEH, WELL BEST OF LUCK TO YOU WITH THAT THEN I GUESS.
STILL I WOULDN’T BE TOO QUICK TO WRITE HER OFF. THINK OF IT THIS WAY, SHE’S TALKING TO YOU RIGHT? BETTER THAN THE ONE ON YOUR TIMELINE, RIGHT?
my sUrprise is fairly high that yoU have not met many of myself, considering i seem to be sUrrounded by alternates. no, really i am jUst being very dimwitted.. i am fUlly aware of alternates.
i never said nicknames were a bad thing, why, i take them with mUch pleasUre. as i said, nicknames are special. and yoU may stick to that, becaUse yoU are certainly not receiving my real name.
hm, no, that Unholy bit was actUally directed at yoUr Umbra. yoU, on the other hand, despite the fact yoU appear to be a troll, are a very good thing. and very.. delicioUs i’m sUre. u_u ..althoUgh i’ve no idea what a lUsUs is, i am rare in a very bad sense. i shoUld not exist.
again, i apologize. i am jUst feeling a smidge self loathing. i am not normally like this, circUmstances have pUt a lot of things on me i was never expecting. i woUldn’t worry of it.
WELL I DON’T GET OUT MUCH, AND I’M PRETTY MUCH LIMITED TO TIMELINES WITH KARKATS SO IT’S SOMETIMES A BIT HARD TO SHOW UP WHERE THERE ARE CHERUBS. I ONLY GOT TO THE ONE I INHABIT NOW BECAUSE OF A CERTAIN ROGUE OF VOID. NOT TO WORRY, I SHOULD HAVE REALIZED.
OH GOOD, I ALREADY KNOW YOUR NAME ANYWAY. BUT I WON’T SAY A WORD, MY GREEN GUMDROP (;B THESE LIPS ARE SEALED LIKE STALE SMORES~
OH! OH, HMM. WELL I DON’T THINK SHE’S THAT BAD. INTERESTING ENOUGH, ANYWAY. IT WAS FUN PLOTTING STUFF WITH HER, ACTUALLY. IT’S REALLY A SHAME THE TIMELINE SORT OF UNRAVLED THOUGH. BLAME A CERTAIN TRICKSTER FOR THAT THOUGH, BEFORE YOU REPEAT THE UNHOLY BIT. AND THANK YOU, THAT’S FRANKLY THE NICEST THING ANYONE’S SAID TO ME OFF THE BAT. THE DELICIOUS THING. DANG GIRL. A LUSUS IS LIKE A PARENT MONSTER THAT EATS OTHER THINGS TO KEEP YOU SAFE. IDK, I CAN’T REALLY REMEMBER MINE THAT WELL.
AND FUDGE THAT NOISE, YOU EXIST FOR MUCH BETTER REASONS THAN I DO. AT LEAST I WOULD THINK SO. MAYBE NOT, MAYBE YOU’RE A GLITCH LIKE ME BUT YOU STILL DESERVE TO I’D IMAGINE.
IT’S FINE, HAPPENS TO EVERYONE, I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE YOU ACT NORMAL THOUGH (:B
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BECAUSE HE’S BASICALLY NEVER AROUND?
I’LL BE TALKING TO HIM NOW THOUGH, ONCE HE SHOWS UP.
OH, MAKES SENSE I GUESS. O:B
NOT IN THE SLIGHTEST.
I’VE HEARD THAT SOLLUX MAY BE GETTING HIS ASS OVER HERE THOUGH, SO THAT’LL MAKE THINGS A LITTLE BETTER.
AND OH HEY ANOTHER RECORD! GREAT JOB WITH THAT. GLAD FOR YOU. NOW YOU WON’T BE HOPELESSLY ALONE BUT, TELL ME, WHY THE FUDGE HAVEN’T YOU BEEN TALKING TO *HIM*? JUST CURIOUS, YOU SAID YOU HAD NO ONE.
YEAH, NO THANK YOU, I’D RATHER NOT MEET THEM.
YEAH I DIDN’T THINK SO.
GOTTA SAY THAT’S MY NEW RECORD, BUT I’LL DROP THE SUBJECT.
HOW ARE YOU ENJOYING YOURSELF?