ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, FINE. I REALLY WASN’T EVEN TALKING ABOUT IT THAT MUCH, NO NEED TO BE AN ASS.
NOT TRYING TO BE. THERE’S YOUR SANE ONES AROUND HERE, AAAND THEN YOU HAVE THOSE WHO’D LITERALLY LIKE TO EAT YOU. I KNOW OF A FEW, ACTUALLY, THOUGH I’LL ASSUME YOU’D NOT WANT ME TO POINT YOU IN THEIR DIRECTION.
I DON’T KNOW WHAT A CHERUB IS, AND FRANKLY, I DON’T CARE.
AND GOOD, THANK YOU. I’D RATHER NOT BE REFERRED TO AS FOOD IN ANY CIRCUMSTANCE, EVEN IF THE PERSON CALLING ME THAT IS NOWHERE IN ACTUAL DANGER RANGE.
YEAH, DIDN’T THINK YOU WOULD. HAHA. (:B
AND YEAH, WE ALL HAVE OUR PREFERENCES. BUT DON’T WORRY I’M NOT THAT KIND OF PREDATOR SO SHUT UP ALREADY ABOUT IT BEFORE YOU ATTRACT THE ATTENTION OF SOMEONE WHO WOULD FANCY A BITE, OKAY?
YEAH, CRYPTIC TROLL. WHO MAY OR MAY NOT BE A TROLL IN OTHER TIMELINES. LOOK, I DON’T FUCKING KNOW.
COULD YOU NOT REFER TO ME AS FOOD? EVEN IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO KILL ME, IT’S STILL REALLY FUCKING UNNERVING.
HUH. EITHER A SPECIES SWAP OR ONE OF THE CHERUBS I GUESS. IDK, IDC.
AND SURE, WHATEVER. I MEANT IT AS A FIGURE OF SPEECH ANYWAY. NO FOOD PUNS, GOT IT.
SO FAR I’VE ONLY MANAGED TO RUN INTO YOU, SOME REALLY CRYPTIC TROLL I’VE NEVER MET, AND VRISKA.
SO.
I’LL JUST HAVE TO TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT, IN REGARDS TO THAT.
BUT EVEN YOU THREE ARE BETTER THAN NO ONE, I WAS SERIOUSLY ABOUT TO LOSE MY SHIT.
HUH, NOT MUCH. CRYPTIC TROLL? EITHER WAY, YEAH, GUESS IT’S PRETTY MUCH A THING YOU NEED TO DO.
DON’T WORRY, UNLIKE MY MOIRAIL, I DON’T PLAY WITH MY FOOD. SO GIVEN THAT I PROBABLY WOULD BE UNABLE TO ACTUALLY KILL YOU IN PERSON, I’VE REALLY NO REASON TO FUDGE WITH YOU. SO LOOK AT THAT, LUCKY YOU.
I GUESS THAT’S A GOOD ENOUGH REASON THOUGH. I CAN’T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I HAD NO ONE TO TALK TO BUT I’M SURE IT DROVE ME TO INSANITY. O:B
IF THIS PLACE IS ACTUALLY GOING TO HELP ME KEEP HOLD OF MY SANITY, THEN I’M DEFINITELY STICKING AROUND.
THOUGH MAYBE I SHOULDN’T BE TAKING SANITY ADVICE FROM A TRICKSTER.
OR ANY ADVICE AT ALL, REALLY, YOU KIND OF SEEM LIKE REALLY BAD NEWS.
OH SWEET GODS! YOU ACTUALLY HAVE A THINKPAN IN THAT HEAD OF YOURS. GOOD FOR YOU, THERE’S HOPE FOR YOU YET.
BUT I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW I’M PLENTY SANE, MORESO THAN OTHERS FROM MY EXPERIENCE. HAS IT’S UPS AND DOWNS. STILL WOULDN’T TRUST ME IF I WERE YOU, OR ANY VARIATION OF ME. NEVER TRUST A TRICKSTER. YOU’D BE SURPRISED HOW MANY DIMWITS JUST WON’T LISTEN WHEN YOU HAND THEM SOUND ADVICE LIKE THAT. I:B
HOWEVER, YEAH, YOU’LL KEEP YOUR SANITY. SOME PEOPLE HERE AREN’T *THAT* BAD I GUESS.
OH YEAH, ENCOURAGEMENT, THAT DIDN’T SOUND LIKE YOU BEING A DICK IN THE SLIGHTEST.
AND HONESTLY IT’S MOSTLY THE LATTER.
WHAT BRINGS ME HERE IS COMPLETE, MIND-SHATTERING BOREDOM. IT WAS EITHER THIS OR REWATCHING EVERY MOVIE I HAVE.
AGAIN.
GOOD ENOUGH REASON AS ANY, TO BE HONEST THAT’S WHY I’M BACK TOO. KIND OF. BORED,
OH, AND WHEN DID I EVER SAY I WAS GOING TO BE KIND? EITHER WAY, DUDE, IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU KIND OF NEED THIS PLACE TO KEEP ANY SHRED OF SANITY YOU’VE GOT IF YOU RE-WATCHED EVERY MOVIE YOU HAVE (MULTIPLE TIMES) CAUSE LET’S FACE IT. YOU HAVE A SHIT TON OF THEM. IF YOU’RE ANY BIT THE KARKAT MOST OTHERS ARE, AGAIN, RUNNING ON ASSUMPTIONS AND SHIT AND I PROBABLY SHOULDN’T DO THAT WITH ALTERNATES THAT WILLINGLY TALK TO ME.
IF I KNEW, I’D TELL YOU, TRUST ME. BUT I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE.
THEN AGAIN, THE PAST COUPLE OF SWEEPS HAVE BASICALLY BEEN ME FUCKING THINGS UP AND NOT KNOWING WHAT I DID WRONG. SO THIS IS MORE THAN USUAL, BUT STILL NOTHING NEW.
HUH… YOU SOUND PATHETIC. DON’T WORRY THOUGH, MOST OF YOU KARKAT ARE. CONGRATULATIONS ON TAKING THE FIRST STEP INTO REGAINING A SOCIAL LIFE THOUGH. FUCK AROUND HERE LONG ENOUGH AND I GUARANTEE YOU’LL HAVE MET SOMEONE OTHER THAN MYSELF WILLING TO PUT UP WITH YOUR USELESS ASS (:B
BY THE WAY THAT WAS ENCOURAGEMENT. IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU DON’T HAVE MUCH A TIMELINE LEFT, BUT THEN I COULD BE WRONG AND YOU HAVE A THRIVING LINE AND JUST FUCKED UP SO BAD YOUR NAME IS RUN THROUGH THE MUD WORSE THAN AMPORA’S. EITHER WAY, GOOD JOB ON DOING SOMETHING RIGHT AND GOOD LUCK ON FINDING OTHER ASSHOLES YOU CAN SPEAK TO.
ANYWAY, I SAID I’D BITE. WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE MIGHT BE A BETTER QUESTION.
AND I DON’T SOCIALIZE WITH TRICKSTERS.
BUT HEY, I HAVE BASICALLY NO ONE ELSE TO TALK TO, SO I CARE A WHOLE LOT LESS THAN I USUALLY WOULD RIGHT NOW.
USUALLY THE BEST PLAN OF ACTION.
NO ONE, REALLY? DAMN, WHAT DID YOU DO TO FUDGE UP THAT BADLY HUH? HEEHEE (:B
BUT NO, I’LL BITE, WHAT’S UP?
WOW, I REALLY COULD NOT POSSIBLY CARE LESS ABOUT MOST OF THE SHIT YOU JUST SAID.
I DO APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT YOU’RE NOT TRYING TO SPLIT MY THINK PAN IN HALF, THOUGH, THANKS FOR THAT.
AHH, YOU GOT SETTLED WITH THAT LOT. OKAY, THAT MAKES SENSE AND ACTUALLY MORE OFTEN THE CASE O:B
BUT WHATEVER, I’LL STOP GOING ON ABOUT THAT. NOT THAT I REALLY KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO YOU. EXCUSE ME FOR THAT, BUT I DON’T USUALLY SOCIALIZE WITH MY ALTERNATES MUCH. I:B
