I DON'T REALLY GET WHY THIS NEEDS A TITLE BUT OKAY

tricksterkarkat started following you

Sat, 26 Jan 2013 18:29:10 -0500

THEY’RE BALLS. YOU DUMB SHIT.

ALSO. WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?

THEN HOW THE HECK DO YOU TYPE, GREENY?
YOU DON’T GOT A NOSE TO SMELL COLORS SOOOO, COME ON, TELL ME.
AND LORD WINTERGREEN. AT LEAST I CALLED YOU LORD d;B

tricksterkarkat started following you

Sat, 26 Jan 2013 18:14:23 -0500

alreadybehindyou:

COOL CONTACTS, LORD WINTERGREEN.

wastedleadership: WAIT, WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN “SHELTERED”? EXPLAIN. NOW. I MEAN YOU HAVEN’T...

Sat, 26 Jan 2013 14:43:00 -0500

wastedleadership:

WAIT, WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN “SHELTERED”?

EXPLAIN. NOW.

I MEAN YOU HAVEN’T SEEN MANY TIMELINES HAVE YOU? I’VE MET SOME REALLY PLEASANT VRISKAS.

THERE YOU GO.

wastedleadership: IT DOESN’T MATTER, SHE’S A TOTAL FUCKING BITCH IN EVERY TIMELINE. AND NO THANKS,...

Sat, 26 Jan 2013 14:32:09 -0500

wastedleadership:

IT DOESN’T MATTER, SHE’S A TOTAL FUCKING BITCH IN EVERY TIMELINE.

AND NO THANKS, ONE IS ENOUGH.

SEE THIS IS HOW I KNOW YOU’RE SHELTERED. (:B

AND ALRIGHT, HEH, CAN’T REALLY CONTROL IF YOU EVER HEAR FROM HER AGAIN THOUGH SO GOOD LUCK.

wastedleadership: I WOULDN’T KNOW. THE ONE ON MY TIMELINE IS DEAD. SEE? BETTER THAN THE ONE ON...

Sat, 26 Jan 2013 14:21:00 -0500

wastedleadership:

I WOULDN’T KNOW. THE ONE ON MY TIMELINE IS DEAD.

SEE? BETTER THAN THE ONE ON YOUR TIMELINE U:B
THOUGH IF YOU WANTED TO FIND *HER* MAYBE YOU EVEN JUST MIGHT. IDK. I’VE MET GHOSTS BEFORE.

wastedleadership: YEAH. AND AT LEAST IT’LL BE BETTER THAN TALKING TO VRISKA. HEH, WELL BEST OF...

Sat, 26 Jan 2013 14:13:40 -0500

wastedleadership:

YEAH.

AND AT LEAST IT’LL BE BETTER THAN TALKING TO VRISKA.

HEH, WELL BEST OF LUCK TO YOU WITH THAT THEN I GUESS.
STILL I WOULDN’T BE TOO QUICK TO WRITE HER OFF. THINK OF IT THIS WAY, SHE’S TALKING TO YOU RIGHT? BETTER THAN THE ONE ON YOUR TIMELINE, RIGHT?

redmuseoftime: my sUrprise is fairly high that yoU have not met many of myself, considering i seem...

Sat, 26 Jan 2013 14:10:50 -0500

redmuseoftime:

my sUrprise is fairly high that yoU have not met many of myself, considering i seem to be sUrrounded by alternates. no, really i am jUst being very dimwitted.. i am fUlly aware of alternates.

i never said nicknames were a bad thing, why, i take them with mUch pleasUre. as i said, nicknames are special. and yoU may stick to that, becaUse yoU are certainly not receiving my real name.

hm, no, that Unholy bit was actUally directed at yoUr Umbra. yoU, on the other hand, despite the fact yoU appear to be a troll, are a very good thing. and very.. delicioUs i’m sUre. u_u ..althoUgh i’ve no idea what a lUsUs is, i am rare in a very bad sense. i shoUld not exist.

again, i apologize. i am jUst feeling a smidge self loathing. i am not normally like this, circUmstances have pUt a lot of things on me i was never expecting. i woUldn’t worry of it.

WELL I DON’T GET OUT MUCH, AND I’M PRETTY MUCH LIMITED TO TIMELINES WITH KARKATS SO IT’S SOMETIMES A BIT HARD TO SHOW UP WHERE THERE ARE CHERUBS. I ONLY GOT TO THE ONE I INHABIT NOW BECAUSE OF A CERTAIN ROGUE OF VOID. NOT TO WORRY, I SHOULD HAVE REALIZED.

OH GOOD, I ALREADY KNOW YOUR NAME ANYWAY. BUT I WON’T SAY A WORD, MY GREEN GUMDROP (;B THESE LIPS ARE SEALED LIKE STALE SMORES~

OH! OH, HMM. WELL I DON’T THINK SHE’S THAT BAD. INTERESTING ENOUGH, ANYWAY. IT WAS FUN PLOTTING STUFF WITH HER, ACTUALLY. IT’S REALLY A SHAME THE TIMELINE SORT OF UNRAVLED THOUGH. BLAME A CERTAIN TRICKSTER FOR THAT THOUGH, BEFORE YOU REPEAT THE UNHOLY BIT. AND THANK YOU, THAT’S FRANKLY THE NICEST THING ANYONE’S SAID TO ME OFF THE BAT. THE DELICIOUS THING. DANG GIRL. A LUSUS IS LIKE A PARENT MONSTER THAT EATS OTHER THINGS TO KEEP YOU SAFE. IDK, I CAN’T REALLY REMEMBER MINE THAT WELL.

AND FUDGE THAT NOISE, YOU EXIST FOR MUCH BETTER REASONS THAN I DO. AT LEAST I WOULD THINK SO. MAYBE NOT, MAYBE YOU’RE A GLITCH LIKE ME BUT YOU STILL DESERVE TO I’D IMAGINE.

IT’S FINE, HAPPENS TO EVERYONE, I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE YOU ACT NORMAL THOUGH (:B

wastedleadership: BECAUSE HE’S BASICALLY NEVER AROUND? I’LL BE TALKING TO HIM NOW THOUGH, ONCE HE...

Sat, 26 Jan 2013 13:57:52 -0500

wastedleadership:

BECAUSE HE’S BASICALLY NEVER AROUND?

I’LL BE TALKING TO HIM NOW THOUGH, ONCE HE SHOWS UP.

OH, MAKES SENSE I GUESS. O:B

wastedleadership: NOT IN THE SLIGHTEST. I’VE HEARD THAT SOLLUX MAY BE GETTING HIS ASS OVER HERE...

Sat, 26 Jan 2013 13:51:24 -0500

wastedleadership:

NOT IN THE SLIGHTEST.

I’VE HEARD THAT SOLLUX MAY BE GETTING HIS ASS OVER HERE THOUGH, SO THAT’LL MAKE THINGS A LITTLE BETTER.

AND OH HEY ANOTHER RECORD! GREAT JOB WITH THAT. GLAD FOR YOU. NOW YOU WON’T BE HOPELESSLY ALONE BUT, TELL ME, WHY THE FUDGE HAVEN’T YOU BEEN TALKING TO *HIM*? JUST CURIOUS, YOU SAID YOU HAD NO ONE.

wastedleadership: YEAH, NO THANK YOU, I’D RATHER NOT MEET THEM. YEAH I DIDN’T THINK SO.GOTTA...

Sat, 26 Jan 2013 13:41:23 -0500

wastedleadership:

YEAH, NO THANK YOU, I’D RATHER NOT MEET THEM.

YEAH I DIDN’T THINK SO.
GOTTA SAY THAT’S MY NEW RECORD, BUT I’LL DROP THE SUBJECT.
HOW ARE YOU ENJOYING YOURSELF?

wastedleadership: ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, FINE. I REALLY WASN’T EVEN TALKING ABOUT IT THAT MUCH, NO NEED...

Sat, 26 Jan 2013 13:29:07 -0500

wastedleadership:

ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, FINE. I REALLY WASN’T EVEN TALKING ABOUT IT THAT MUCH, NO NEED TO BE AN ASS.

NOT TRYING TO BE. THERE’S YOUR SANE ONES AROUND HERE, AAAND THEN YOU HAVE THOSE WHO’D LITERALLY LIKE TO EAT YOU. I KNOW OF A FEW, ACTUALLY, THOUGH I’LL ASSUME YOU’D NOT WANT ME TO POINT YOU IN THEIR DIRECTION.

wastedleadership: I DON’T KNOW WHAT A CHERUB IS, AND FRANKLY, I DON’T CARE. AND GOOD, THANK YOU....

Sat, 26 Jan 2013 12:49:56 -0500

wastedleadership:

I DON’T KNOW WHAT A CHERUB IS, AND FRANKLY, I DON’T CARE.

AND GOOD, THANK YOU. I’D RATHER NOT BE REFERRED TO AS FOOD IN ANY CIRCUMSTANCE, EVEN IF THE PERSON CALLING ME THAT IS NOWHERE IN ACTUAL DANGER RANGE.

YEAH, DIDN’T THINK YOU WOULD. HAHA. (:B

AND YEAH, WE ALL HAVE OUR PREFERENCES. BUT DON’T WORRY I’M NOT THAT KIND OF PREDATOR SO SHUT UP ALREADY ABOUT IT BEFORE YOU ATTRACT THE ATTENTION OF SOMEONE WHO WOULD FANCY A BITE, OKAY?

wastedleadership: YEAH, CRYPTIC TROLL. WHO MAY OR MAY NOT BE A TROLL IN OTHER TIMELINES. LOOK, I...

Sat, 26 Jan 2013 12:43:20 -0500

wastedleadership:

YEAH, CRYPTIC TROLL. WHO MAY OR MAY NOT BE A TROLL IN OTHER TIMELINES. LOOK, I DON’T FUCKING KNOW.

COULD YOU NOT REFER TO ME AS FOOD? EVEN IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO KILL ME, IT’S STILL REALLY FUCKING UNNERVING.

HUH. EITHER A SPECIES SWAP OR ONE OF THE CHERUBS I GUESS. IDK, IDC.

AND SURE, WHATEVER. I MEANT IT AS A FIGURE OF SPEECH ANYWAY. NO FOOD PUNS, GOT IT.

wastedleadership: SO FAR I’VE ONLY MANAGED TO RUN INTO YOU, SOME REALLY CRYPTIC TROLL I’VE NEVER...

Sat, 26 Jan 2013 12:25:59 -0500

wastedleadership:

SO FAR I’VE ONLY MANAGED TO RUN INTO YOU, SOME REALLY CRYPTIC TROLL I’VE NEVER MET, AND VRISKA.

SO.

I’LL JUST HAVE TO TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT, IN REGARDS TO THAT.

BUT EVEN YOU THREE ARE BETTER THAN NO ONE, I WAS SERIOUSLY ABOUT TO LOSE MY SHIT.

HUH, NOT MUCH. CRYPTIC TROLL? EITHER WAY, YEAH, GUESS IT’S PRETTY MUCH A THING YOU NEED TO DO.

DON’T WORRY, UNLIKE MY MOIRAIL, I DON’T PLAY WITH MY FOOD. SO GIVEN THAT I PROBABLY WOULD BE UNABLE TO ACTUALLY KILL YOU IN PERSON, I’VE REALLY NO REASON TO FUDGE WITH YOU. SO LOOK AT THAT, LUCKY YOU.

I GUESS THAT’S A GOOD ENOUGH REASON THOUGH. I CAN’T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I HAD NO ONE TO TALK TO BUT I’M SURE IT DROVE ME TO INSANITY. O:B

wastedleadership: IF THIS PLACE IS ACTUALLY GOING TO HELP ME KEEP HOLD OF MY SANITY, THEN I’M...

Sat, 26 Jan 2013 12:12:01 -0500

wastedleadership:

IF THIS PLACE IS ACTUALLY GOING TO HELP ME KEEP HOLD OF MY SANITY, THEN I’M DEFINITELY STICKING AROUND.

THOUGH MAYBE I SHOULDN’T BE TAKING SANITY ADVICE FROM A TRICKSTER.

OR ANY ADVICE AT ALL, REALLY, YOU KIND OF SEEM LIKE REALLY BAD NEWS.

OH SWEET GODS! YOU ACTUALLY HAVE A THINKPAN IN THAT HEAD OF YOURS. GOOD FOR YOU, THERE’S HOPE FOR YOU YET.

BUT I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW I’M PLENTY SANE, MORESO THAN OTHERS FROM MY EXPERIENCE. HAS IT’S UPS AND DOWNS. STILL WOULDN’T TRUST ME IF I WERE YOU, OR ANY VARIATION OF ME. NEVER TRUST A TRICKSTER. YOU’D BE SURPRISED HOW MANY DIMWITS JUST WON’T LISTEN WHEN YOU HAND THEM SOUND ADVICE LIKE THAT. I:B

HOWEVER, YEAH, YOU’LL KEEP YOUR SANITY. SOME PEOPLE HERE AREN’T *THAT* BAD I GUESS.

asktrickstererikar: OH, UH, T-THAT’S REALLY NOT NECESSARY ANON BUT THANKS. I AM.

Sat, 26 Jan 2013 12:03:19 -0500

asktrickstererikar:

OH, UH, T-THAT’S REALLY NOT NECESSARY ANON BUT THANKS. I AM.

wastedleadership: OH YEAH, ENCOURAGEMENT, THAT DIDN’T SOUND LIKE YOU BEING A DICK IN THE...

Sat, 26 Jan 2013 11:56:56 -0500

wastedleadership:

OH YEAH, ENCOURAGEMENT, THAT DIDN’T SOUND LIKE YOU BEING A DICK IN THE SLIGHTEST.

AND HONESTLY IT’S MOSTLY THE LATTER.

WHAT BRINGS ME HERE IS COMPLETE, MIND-SHATTERING BOREDOM. IT WAS EITHER THIS OR REWATCHING EVERY MOVIE I HAVE.

AGAIN.

GOOD ENOUGH REASON AS ANY, TO BE HONEST THAT’S WHY I’M BACK TOO. KIND OF. BORED,

OH, AND WHEN DID I EVER SAY I WAS GOING TO BE KIND? EITHER WAY, DUDE, IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU KIND OF NEED THIS PLACE TO KEEP ANY SHRED OF SANITY YOU’VE GOT IF YOU RE-WATCHED EVERY MOVIE YOU HAVE (MULTIPLE TIMES) CAUSE LET’S FACE IT. YOU HAVE A SHIT TON OF THEM. IF YOU’RE ANY BIT THE KARKAT MOST OTHERS ARE, AGAIN, RUNNING ON ASSUMPTIONS AND SHIT AND I PROBABLY SHOULDN’T DO THAT WITH ALTERNATES THAT WILLINGLY TALK TO ME.

wastedleadership: IF I KNEW, I’D TELL YOU, TRUST ME. BUT I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE. THEN AGAIN, THE...

Sat, 26 Jan 2013 11:37:47 -0500

wastedleadership:

IF I KNEW, I’D TELL YOU, TRUST ME. BUT I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE.

THEN AGAIN, THE PAST COUPLE OF SWEEPS HAVE BASICALLY BEEN ME FUCKING THINGS UP AND NOT KNOWING WHAT I DID WRONG. SO THIS IS MORE THAN USUAL, BUT STILL NOTHING NEW.

HUH… YOU SOUND PATHETIC. DON’T WORRY THOUGH, MOST OF YOU KARKAT ARE. CONGRATULATIONS ON TAKING THE FIRST STEP INTO REGAINING A SOCIAL LIFE THOUGH. FUCK AROUND HERE LONG ENOUGH AND I GUARANTEE YOU’LL HAVE MET SOMEONE OTHER THAN MYSELF WILLING TO PUT UP WITH YOUR USELESS ASS (:B

BY THE WAY THAT WAS ENCOURAGEMENT. IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU DON’T HAVE MUCH A TIMELINE LEFT, BUT THEN I COULD BE WRONG AND YOU HAVE A THRIVING LINE AND JUST FUCKED UP SO BAD YOUR NAME IS RUN THROUGH THE MUD WORSE THAN AMPORA’S. EITHER WAY, GOOD JOB ON DOING SOMETHING RIGHT AND GOOD LUCK ON FINDING OTHER ASSHOLES YOU CAN SPEAK TO.

ANYWAY, I SAID I’D BITE. WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE MIGHT BE A BETTER QUESTION.

wastedleadership: AND I DON’T SOCIALIZE WITH TRICKSTERS. BUT HEY, I HAVE BASICALLY NO ONE ELSE TO...

Sat, 26 Jan 2013 11:16:31 -0500

wastedleadership:

AND I DON’T SOCIALIZE WITH TRICKSTERS.

BUT HEY, I HAVE BASICALLY NO ONE ELSE TO TALK TO, SO I CARE A WHOLE LOT LESS THAN I USUALLY WOULD RIGHT NOW.

USUALLY THE BEST PLAN OF ACTION.

NO ONE, REALLY? DAMN, WHAT DID YOU DO TO FUDGE UP THAT BADLY HUH? HEEHEE (:B
BUT NO, I’LL BITE, WHAT’S UP?

wastedleadership: WOW, I REALLY COULD NOT POSSIBLY CARE LESS ABOUT MOST OF THE SHIT YOU JUST...

Sat, 26 Jan 2013 11:11:04 -0500

wastedleadership:

WOW, I REALLY COULD NOT POSSIBLY CARE LESS ABOUT MOST OF THE SHIT YOU JUST SAID.

I DO APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT YOU’RE NOT TRYING TO SPLIT MY THINK PAN IN HALF, THOUGH, THANKS FOR THAT.

AHH, YOU GOT SETTLED WITH THAT LOT. OKAY, THAT MAKES SENSE AND ACTUALLY MORE OFTEN THE CASE O:B

BUT WHATEVER, I’LL STOP GOING ON ABOUT THAT. NOT THAT I REALLY KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO YOU. EXCUSE ME FOR THAT, BUT I DON’T USUALLY SOCIALIZE WITH MY ALTERNATES MUCH. I:B