I DON'T REALLY GET WHY THIS NEEDS A TITLE BUT OKAY

Your name is KARKAT VANTAS, well, it's close enough. It's not like those toffee brained IDIOTS can see you any differently. Which you most clearly ARE. Being close enough to KARKAT VANTAS leaves you with a variety of the same interests. Which you will list later.
You also run a blog with the TRICKSTER ERIDAN you have come to know as your MOIRAIL.

(Oh my god I need to retype some stuff. Soon.)